Endless Cafeteria Nightmare
Grrrrrl Power Orgy
The Day I Crashed a Stolen Car
Weird Rape Dream
The Boyscouts of America at Burning Man 2002
Queen of England
Carnivorous Orchard Dream
The Tower and the Candy
A Green Stone
Yet Another Sex Dream
Naked Convelescent Home
sanctuary?
Scary Miscarriage Dream
Pure Buttermilk Chocolate
drowning into thin air
High School Sex Dream
Mourning the End of the World
glass ceilings and cocktail parties
Jealousy
'Beautiful Children' resort McDonalds
Two Totems
Lil Bro and the Scam Artists
The Harvestor
Metaphysical Spy Movie
Mother Daughter Camp
Am I Popular Enough Yet?
Night Rave at the Zen Garden
Nick Twisp and the New Fangled Western
Jenny of the Suburbs
room mates in the City
Identity Theft
I AM MELLOWCHEESE
The Angel of Stinky Music
Yet another cardboard box
Halloween Early
non-consensual remodeling
the unexpected serenade
the flying box
Prison Dream
Another Nightmare
strange, burgundy colored wings
lost
just when I thought I was done with my ex....
im dead im dead im dead
The Odd Friend
sucked in
I don't want to be a game-show star
flying away again
a long, dark ocean
giger-ized
Brightly Colored Skull Necklaces
I hate my job.

Boys...
Casey's crappy job
Bryn Succeeds In Fiiiiiinding Sommmmmething Poiiiiiiintierrrr!
the unexpected serenade
vivid as day sexual dreams
Friends
Kittens
i met paul
Nelly, A Big Escape and My Grandparents
Climbing the Tower
bunker
The Circular Mall
Alli/Brave New World
A weird feeling I had
The cartoon the editors did not like
The Dream Mall
Ice lady
got to meet a psycho
Didn't You Tell Her About Me??? (A Very Bad Dream)
honors house and penquins
P.E.
the drive
THE CORAL SPRIGS
The Mystery Of the Hidden Room
paralised

Author: uberbudgie





My friend Fred and I were in my room, and

there was this HUGE box full of sex toys of

all different types, colors, and textures.



I was very horny and kept trying to find the

perfect one but I did not like any of them.



So, Fred's like, "What's up? You usually

like this one? Or how about this one? Here's

one I really like?"



I was totally getting off with the toys, but no

matter how much I pounded away, none of

them was just right or enough for me.



I swear, this box must have been at least

4' by 4'.



I woke up thinking, "I should be very sore by

now?"

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