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Yet Another Sex Dream
Author:
uberbudgie
My friend Fred and I were in my room, and
there was this HUGE box full of sex toys of
all different types, colors, and textures.
I was very horny and kept trying to find the
perfect one but I did not like any of them.
So, Fred's like, "What's up? You usually
like this one? Or how about this one? Here's
one I really like?"
I was totally getting off with the toys, but no
matter how much I pounded away, none of
them was just right or enough for me.
I swear, this box must have been at least
4' by 4'.
I woke up thinking, "I should be very sore by
now?"
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