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Queen of England
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The Tower and the Candy
A Green Stone
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Naked Convelescent Home
sanctuary?
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Pure Buttermilk Chocolate
drowning into thin air
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glass ceilings and cocktail parties
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Lil Bro and the Scam Artists
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room mates in the City
Identity Theft
I AM MELLOWCHEESE
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Yet another cardboard box
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non-consensual remodeling
the unexpected serenade
the flying box
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Another Nightmare
strange, burgundy colored wings
lost
just when I thought I was done with my ex....
im dead im dead im dead
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sucked in
I don't want to be a game-show star
flying away again
a long, dark ocean
giger-ized
Brightly Colored Skull Necklaces
I hate my job.

Mermaid crew..brandon..ghost and more.
Death
how did you get here ? i ran
can't save the dying
THE DEVIL OF HJALTA-STAD {246}
Swim Fantasy
he's watching
The One Where I Find A Baby In A Dumpster
THE DEATHBED OF LOUIS XIV.
A beach, sharks and one of the annoying guys from the man show
cold shower
15 October 1995: Hermaphrodite and Woman
Friend
Loving you
Let me go!
THE VISION OF THE BRIDE
I woke up in fits.
CatDuckBaby
always
Ice Age
school teacher; high school drill team reunion; exhibitionism
NEW GHOSTS ARE WRITING POETRY BY UNIVERSAL SERVICE.
talking to Sigmund
red and purple
Weird (edited version)

Author: uberbudgie





I am 'living at my parents' again; back to feeling

oppressed and upset all of the time.



Except that their apartment is now a huge

complex that is cross between a college campus

I frequent in the Hills and the duplex I grew up in.



Every room has thick, oatmeal colored shag carpets from wall to wall, and a lot of dark wood

mass-produced sculptures on particleboard furniture. The 'house' is shared by professors

and a variety of families that all take my parents

side in everything, but no one 'owns' any

particular part of the complex... It's this weird

commune from Hell. Where everyone likes

Tuna Casserole with this dreadful pre-packaged

curry powder seasoning that tastes absolutely horrible. That and frozen peas with creme sauce.



And then I'm running as fast as I can from room

to room, trying to be alone but there are no wall

partitions... And I'm not wearing underwear and

my belly feels very heavy.



And then I fall to my knees in one of the rooms

onto the off-white carpeting, and there's this gush

of blood and fluid from between my legs, and a large pink and white fetus is staring up at me

from the carpet... I'm looking around feverishly

for something to clean up the mess; terrified I've been seen, and knowing if I'll stand up it will only

make me vomit.

Hills

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