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Endless Cafeteria Nightmare
Grrrrrl Power Orgy
The Day I Crashed a Stolen Car
Weird Rape Dream
The Boyscouts of America at Burning Man 2002
Queen of England
Carnivorous Orchard Dream
The Tower and the Candy
A Green Stone
Yet Another Sex Dream
Naked Convelescent Home
Scary Miscarriage Dream
Pure Buttermilk Chocolate
drowning into thin air
High School Sex Dream
Mourning the End of the World
glass ceilings and cocktail parties
'Beautiful Children' resort McDonalds
Lil Bro and the Scam Artists
Metaphysical Spy Movie
Mother Daughter Camp
Am I Popular Enough Yet?
Night Rave at the Zen Garden
Nick Twisp and the New Fangled Western
Jenny of the Suburbs
room mates in the City
I AM MELLOWCHEESE
The Angel of Stinky Music
Yet another cardboard box
the unexpected serenade
the flying box
strange, burgundy colored wings
just when I thought I was done with my ex....
im dead im dead im dead
The Odd Friend
I don't want to be a game-show star
flying away again
a long, dark ocean
Brightly Colored Skull Necklaces
I hate my job.
At the golfing range
The cartoon the editors did not like
THE DOG IN THE HAUNTED ROOM
THE BENEDICTINE'S VOICES
Disney Channel Sitcom
The Mystery Of the Hidden Room
this is the story of a girl
Wicked Elvis Lady!!!
More Reasons to Avoid Family Vacations
orphaned, millionaire, amputation
THE SCAR IN THE MOUSTACHE
killer in midst
Kiki Making Out with Peter
it's all about the hair
VARIETIES OF DREAMS
Grrrrrl Power Orgy
I was up in SF with a bunch of female aquaintences, and a couple of writers who'd
written books about "Radical Motherhood".
All of us were feeling kinda hungry but between paychecks, so we counted the change in our pockets and found we had enough for veggie
dogs and whole wheat buns at the local supermarket. I can't remember how the
veggie dogs managed to get cooked, but it
was a fun picnik.
Then we all were laying on each other in a
"puppy pile" on the sidewalk. (It was a clean
sidewalk; this was the shopping district).
The two authors leave to go to a book signing,
leaving the rest of us watching Christmas
shoppers and laughing.
We decide to hold a masterbation contest,
and it turns into a full blown all-women orgy
in broad daylight on the streets of SF, and
everyone is all Gothed-out in long skirts and
It ends with all of us arriving in my dad's city,
and kicking my dad out of his apartment so we
can make obscene phone calls from a cordless
phone in his bathroom and play in the shower.
What a weird, weird dream.
No, I won't film you having sex, thank you very much,
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