Endless Cafeteria Nightmare
Grrrrrl Power Orgy
The Day I Crashed a Stolen Car
Weird Rape Dream
The Boyscouts of America at Burning Man 2002
Queen of England
Carnivorous Orchard Dream
The Tower and the Candy
A Green Stone
Yet Another Sex Dream
Naked Convelescent Home
sanctuary?
Scary Miscarriage Dream
Pure Buttermilk Chocolate
drowning into thin air
High School Sex Dream
Mourning the End of the World
glass ceilings and cocktail parties
Jealousy
'Beautiful Children' resort McDonalds
Two Totems
Lil Bro and the Scam Artists
The Harvestor
Metaphysical Spy Movie
Mother Daughter Camp
Am I Popular Enough Yet?
Night Rave at the Zen Garden
Nick Twisp and the New Fangled Western
Jenny of the Suburbs
room mates in the City
Identity Theft
I AM MELLOWCHEESE
The Angel of Stinky Music
Yet another cardboard box
Halloween Early
non-consensual remodeling
the unexpected serenade
the flying box
Prison Dream
Another Nightmare
strange, burgundy colored wings
lost
just when I thought I was done with my ex....
im dead im dead im dead
The Odd Friend
sucked in
I don't want to be a game-show star
flying away again
a long, dark ocean
giger-ized
Brightly Colored Skull Necklaces
I hate my job.

fettuccine, hiking and power puff girls
Human Evolution
Open up your head for me, love
the dance
CatDuckBaby
THE VISION OF THE BRIDE
這樣痛苦是為了誰
3 Dreams with Tenuous Connections
In Retrospect of the Academy...
brainwash in a fascist world
Deja Vu, College Style
Apologetic Michelle And The Female Boarders
The Dorky Road Trip
The Legend Of The Lark's Tongue
Climbing the Tower
eerie
shh im meant to be a woman!
P.E.
Peace
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Zelda Waffles
Mourning the End of the World
being chased
wiccan country line dancing
Go West

Author: uberbudgie





I dreamed that a flamboyent friend and I had crashed out together,

and had for some reason bought a blow-up doll the day before.



It wasn't just any blow up doll, it was some new sort that looked

more like a manequin than a blow-up doll, with this fantastic wig

of pretty brown hair. I swear, the wig alone must have been worth

at least $120--. It was that nice of a wig, and very long too.



We took it out of the box and began to inflate it -- this took forever.



Then we dressed the doll in capri flare-bottom jeans and a trendy

summer top, put it into my friend's car, and drove to San Francisco.



We carried the doll with us when we arrived, went to a very trendy

cafe--type resturant, and had lunch with the doll.



Nobody said anything about the doll, well, it was San Francisco...

But the doll was very attractive and kept us quite amused during

our meal. (?)

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