Endless Cafeteria Nightmare
Grrrrrl Power Orgy
The Day I Crashed a Stolen Car
Weird Rape Dream
The Boyscouts of America at Burning Man 2002
Queen of England
Carnivorous Orchard Dream
The Tower and the Candy
A Green Stone
Yet Another Sex Dream
Naked Convelescent Home
sanctuary?
Scary Miscarriage Dream
Pure Buttermilk Chocolate
drowning into thin air
High School Sex Dream
Mourning the End of the World
glass ceilings and cocktail parties
Jealousy
'Beautiful Children' resort McDonalds
Two Totems
Lil Bro and the Scam Artists
The Harvestor
Metaphysical Spy Movie
Mother Daughter Camp
Am I Popular Enough Yet?
Night Rave at the Zen Garden
Nick Twisp and the New Fangled Western
Jenny of the Suburbs
room mates in the City
Identity Theft
I AM MELLOWCHEESE
The Angel of Stinky Music
Yet another cardboard box
Halloween Early
non-consensual remodeling
the unexpected serenade
the flying box
Prison Dream
Another Nightmare
strange, burgundy colored wings
lost
just when I thought I was done with my ex....
im dead im dead im dead
The Odd Friend
sucked in
I don't want to be a game-show star
flying away again
a long, dark ocean
giger-ized
Brightly Colored Skull Necklaces
I hate my job.

This is just a test
Unimaginable fear
Naked Convelescent Home
Red Rose
linking text at the end
Running
connection to the soul
Open up your head for me, love
Having sex with someone I barely know???
Killing Vampires
Kim Cattral, belts and barbies...what a normal dream for me =)
halo16
An Invasion
white marsh parking lot
The Point is the Point
Vacations Don't Always Clear Your Head
I hate my job.
Lost friends
POSTSCRIPT
Cat Dream #2
Wainting for the bus
Drunken Bitch
guillotine dream
Dog of Black n White
Really Hot Trumpet Guy Debuts In My Dream

Author: uberbudgie





So, it wasn't Heaven, but it was this place

that the Angels and God frequented rather

often and looked oddly like a suburban

neighborhood in the country. Lots of trees

on every street, lots of gaily painted tract

homes with real wood siding in tasteful

pastel colors, and even a couple of classic

cars driving around. (Come to think of it,

ALL of the cars were classic cars).



So I was sitting on the porch of this large

blue house, sipping a Mint Julep and swinging

on this lovely maple porch swing, when this

really cute looking punk guy who looks

about 15 tiptoes onto the property and

whispers in a stage whisper:



"Shhhhhhh! Jesus doesn't know I'm stealing

his car!"



Then he winks at me, and has the mint

green Edsel hotwired and out of the driveway

so fast that I can hardly blink. I'm terrified;

this will send me to Hell! Then, this kind

middle-aged man with a pitcher of fresh

limeaid opens the screen door, looks out

onto the driveway and laughs. He shakes

my hand introduces himself as Jesus, and

says,



"Don't mind the Archangel Michael, he's

gone a bit soft in the head. I don't drive; the

car belonged to God Sr." Then he shakes his

head, laughs again, and looks incredibly

amused at the situation.



I'm relieved to not be in trouble.



Then I'm at this town Costume Contest where

all of the 'regular' residents have made their

own costumes. Just about everything was

insect-based, and the contestants all had

long, drawn out stories about what inspired

their constumes. The winner was "The

Angel of Stinky Music".



It was a fluorescent orange and brown

costume, with a tree trunk camo pattern

that had been hand painted. The costume

was essentially a padded moth costume

with stubby camo wings and a full face mask

out of the same fabric, with enormous painted

screen compound eyes, and covered the

entire body of the tall skinny guy who wore it.



The guy wearing the costume didn't have

a story, he was just an ecstatic insect?!?!?

Angels God God

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