Endless Cafeteria Nightmare
Grrrrrl Power Orgy
The Day I Crashed a Stolen Car
Weird Rape Dream
The Boyscouts of America at Burning Man 2002
Queen of England
Carnivorous Orchard Dream
The Tower and the Candy
A Green Stone
Yet Another Sex Dream
Naked Convelescent Home
sanctuary?
Scary Miscarriage Dream
Pure Buttermilk Chocolate
drowning into thin air
High School Sex Dream
Mourning the End of the World
glass ceilings and cocktail parties
Jealousy
'Beautiful Children' resort McDonalds
Two Totems
Lil Bro and the Scam Artists
The Harvestor
Metaphysical Spy Movie
Mother Daughter Camp
Am I Popular Enough Yet?
Night Rave at the Zen Garden
Nick Twisp and the New Fangled Western
Jenny of the Suburbs
room mates in the City
Identity Theft
I AM MELLOWCHEESE
The Angel of Stinky Music
Yet another cardboard box
Halloween Early
non-consensual remodeling
the unexpected serenade
the flying box
Prison Dream
Another Nightmare
strange, burgundy colored wings
lost
just when I thought I was done with my ex....
im dead im dead im dead
The Odd Friend
sucked in
I don't want to be a game-show star
flying away again
a long, dark ocean
giger-ized
Brightly Colored Skull Necklaces
I hate my job.

The Sin Of Material Wealth (With Tiny Toons)
Yogi and eggs
Being Stuck in a Calcutta Airport: Priceless
Car troubles
Holiday Party Reject Extraordinaire
Cell Phone Time Machine
boys that make me fly
casual meeting
classroom
THE MAN AT THE LIFT
There is a War
pregnancy
Ridin
Dirty Aaron Dream 2
Running and Meeting a Lobster
Velly Intellestinggg
End of River Adventure
the dancer
my aunt is a murderer
Surreal: Jan 10-11, 1998
Orientation
Trapeze Oddity
dream sad
Home life?
Typical Ex's

Author: uberbudgie





I was outside sitting with one of my closest

girlfriends at a table on the porch of Santa

Cruz Coffee Roasting Company, wearing

these huge sunglasses, dressed to kill in

this absolutely gorgeous early 40's influenced

cocktail suit, and having an intimate

conversation about life in general.



We were smoking clove cigarettes,

pouring Chambord (a raspberry liquor),

from a little metal flask into our coffee,

which was otherwise black coffee.



Then, an ex who lives in the area runs up

and says, "hi"!



So, I say, "hi" and go back to my conversation.



He just kinda shuffles around, looking anxious

and trying to get my attention, but I ignore him

because I'm having a conversation.



So, he takes off, and comes back with a whole

bunch of people, and says,



"Hey, these are my friends. I'm number one

on the darts league now".



I say, "That's nice," wave to the people, shake

a few hands, and go back to my conversation.



Then the people kind of shuffle around and go

their different ways.



He just kinda stares at me a little impatiently,

kind of reminding me of Grover on Sesame

Street.



Then he runs off and comes back with about

five or six women who look like Budweiser ads.



"Hey, these are my friends. They think I'm

really cute."



I wave, say, "That's nice," and go back

to my conversation.



The women leave and he just kind of stares

at me again, looking impatient. He pulls his

hair out of his ponytail and smooths it out on

his shoulders. (He has very pretty, very fine

blond hair that is quite long).



"I'm putting on another rave for ______

with ________ next month. You may

be able to go if you don't try to hang out

with me and my friends."



At this statement, I'm pretty annoyed.

I say, "you really don't know me at all

anymore, do you?"



Then I wake up.

Coffee

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