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The Angel of Stinky Music
Author:
uberbudgie
So, it wasn't Heaven, but it was this place
that the Angels and God frequented rather
often and looked oddly like a suburban
neighborhood in the country. Lots of trees
on every street, lots of gaily painted tract
homes with real wood siding in tasteful
pastel colors, and even a couple of classic
cars driving around. (Come to think of it,
ALL of the cars were classic cars).
So I was sitting on the porch of this large
blue house, sipping a Mint Julep and swinging
on this lovely maple porch swing, when this
really cute looking punk guy who looks
about 15 tiptoes onto the property and
whispers in a stage whisper:
"Shhhhhhh! Jesus doesn't know I'm stealing
his car!"
Then he winks at me, and has the mint
green Edsel hotwired and out of the driveway
so fast that I can hardly blink. I'm terrified;
this will send me to Hell! Then, this kind
middle-aged man with a pitcher of fresh
limeaid opens the screen door, looks out
onto the driveway and laughs. He shakes
my hand introduces himself as Jesus, and
says,
"Don't mind the Archangel Michael, he's
gone a bit soft in the head. I don't drive; the
car belonged to God Sr." Then he shakes his
head, laughs again, and looks incredibly
amused at the situation.
I'm relieved to not be in trouble.
Then I'm at this town Costume Contest where
all of the 'regular' residents have made their
own costumes. Just about everything was
insect-based, and the contestants all had
long, drawn out stories about what inspired
their constumes. The winner was "The
Angel of Stinky Music".
It was a fluorescent orange and brown
costume, with a tree trunk camo pattern
that had been hand painted. The costume
was essentially a padded moth costume
with stubby camo wings and a full face mask
out of the same fabric, with enormous painted
screen compound eyes, and covered the
entire body of the tall skinny guy who wore it.
The guy wearing the costume didn't have
a story, he was just an ecstatic insect?!?!?
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God
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