Author: uberbudgie





My friend Fred and I were in my room, and

there was this HUGE box full of sex toys of

all different types, colors, and textures.



I was very horny and kept trying to find the

perfect one but I did not like any of them.



So, Fred's like, "What's up? You usually

like this one? Or how about this one? Here's

one I really like?"



I was totally getting off with the toys, but no

matter how much I pounded away, none of

them was just right or enough for me.



I swear, this box must have been at least

4' by 4'.



I woke up thinking, "I should be very sore by

now?"

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