Author: uberbudgie





So, the sky was all orange with

port-wine stains. Kinda psychadelic

like, with throbbing, swirling patterns...

Well, very retro-late 60's psychadelic --

like the backgrounds in movies of

concerts from that era but very

cheeselooking too.



And I was walking through a very

black and white cartoon looking

cavern of swiss cheese that just

completely towered over me.



And then, this giant wheel of

wax-wrapped gouda began rising

in front of the canyon, over the

horizon like a giant sun, with a

very large, completely bald white

man sitting contentedly on top of

the cheese as it rose.



He said "I AM MELLOWCHEESE"



(Really, this one is beyond me. =^)

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