I was a baby elephant. No, honestly, that's what I dreamt. I WAS a baby elephant. And not only that but a male baby elephant as well. And it was mating season and the other elephants were telling me that I had to mate with the girls and I was like "No, no, I can't mate with the girls, I'm a girl really, I don't want to mate with other girls". And then they told me to look down and I had this huge long thin penis and it was quite disgusting. Oh dear god.. Please call for the men in white coats straight away..!!