My family and I had just moved into a different house. I was Amazingly Concerned because the kitchen had the dishwasher, fridge and cooker all next to each other and I thought "Well, this just isn't safe at all now, is it?!"
Low and behold, several moments later the house caught on fire. I was in my bedroom which, luckily, had a big hole in the ceiling so I could crawl up through that and escape the nasty fire. Climbing up was not that easy, however, as my chest seemed to have grown an enormous amount and in the end I had to take it off (no, I don't know how I managed that either) and carry it with me up through the hole.
After I'd escaped I proceeded to lecture my family about how dangerous it was to have a dishwasher, fridge and cooker all in a long line, and I made them reorganise the kitchen.
