My sister and I were stood in the middle of a village near us with Compo and Clegg from Last of the Summer Wine. Compo was messing about and had a truncheon thing which he hit my sister with - only really lightly and only playfully. My sister went mental and phoned the police to have him arrested for assault. I was saying how I would refuse to testify because he was just playing and didn't mean any harm. Then the policeman came and showed us a load of different lengths of truncheon so we could establish what had happened. Oh dear God..!
