Sex With an 80's Icon
celebrity, celebrity
saving the world and waking up at the neighbours
a hot cop saves my life in a haunted house.
night terrors with famous people making cameo appearances
please don't let this ever happen
Drugs In America
i don't like people who try to kill me
Death
Prisoner
Kisses For Kel
The Boy With The Silver Bands
Broken Glass Nightmare
Lots of Sex
Chased, Raped, Escaped
Pregnant
Patches Reincarnated, On Trial For Murder
3 Dreams with Tenuous Connections
Ryan Smith and Elly My Kitten
Justin Timberlake Babysat my Neighbours
No Dreams.
In This Dream, My Name Was Rachel
Lance.
Nelly, A Big Escape and My Grandparents
Lucid Dreaming
Lung Cancer
Scary Adam Dream
Julian
In Which Crackbaby Lives In The Guelph House and I Get a Lip Peercing
Polar Bear
Mountains
I danced barefoot for *NSYNC
In Which I Killed Allan and Dropped His Head
Waking Up Asleep
Animated Webisodes
Driving With Carol
Soft Lips
Guns, Guns and More Guns.
I Watched Him Die Twice
That Sex Dream Again
Sex and Stuff
Gnomes On Pot
How can you pray if you don't hope?
Everyone Went To Mac
Urine Girl
In Which My True Friends are Revealed Once More
True Friends Revealed
Dreams of The Past
Ex Boyfriends, Old Houses and Killer Kids
Roller Coaster Titanic Pond
Animagus
Dead or Dying
Ocean Highway
Dream Within A Dream
Rubber Maid Tour Buses
Chasing Kelly
Homefryes
Excess Baggage
In Which I Reassure A Rockstar
The One Where I Find A Baby In A Dumpster
A Funeral Of Sorts
Topless, Adam and Peeling Skin
In Which I'm The Wife of Some Polygamist
A Family Oriented Dream
Random Faces In My Mirror

NOTE
THE LOST CHEQUE
Daddy
Ashleigh's Rape
11 October 1995: Cognitive Problems Exposed
Touchy-feely oriental storekeeper
A Family Oriented Dream
My parents are geting a divorce when theres a bomb??
repeated
Pregnancy, Marriage and a Penis
Kirsten's Dream
Ripping the Baptism off Your Heart
Cabo
Singing
the end is coming
Burger King...or should I say...Burger King/King of the Chickens???
at work
KFC Dream
Strange Surgery
Queen of England
blue
missing the plane
greg fox
I love his ex-girlfriends
Alone

Author: kelly





My family was on trial for murder. Mainly my mom and dad. People accused us of killing four girls that we did not kill.



The day of the trial arrived and the dream started with us pulling up in the drive way of this massive mansion that was our house. I was riding shot gun. I opened the door before the van had stopped moving for some reason and it was a good thing I did.



A black and white furry animal came running out of nowhere and collapsed in front of the tire. I yelled at my dad to stop and he did. IT WAS PATCHES!!



Her fur was faded and dusty and her eyes looked like they had cataracts because a milky white film has covering them BUT IT WAS HER! I reached down and scratched her head and she made that Patches Meow that nobody else makes.



The thing is, Patches died over the summer and we actually had to have her put down so there was no way she could have been burried alive.



My dad was freaked and grabbed this metal stick with a poker on the end, almost like what you'd use on a fire place, but instead of a solid metal handle, it was 3 peeces of metal joined at 2 ends, but separate in the middle.



He tried to hit her but she ran away! I ran over to get her and told my dad that maybe we HAD burried her alive and it took this long for her to get herself out. I looked across the drive way and her grave was dug up and there was a shovel there.



I ran over to check it out. The shovel had an orange handle and shovel part. Underneath the shovel was a note that read:



"Reincarnation of Patches, 600 000 electire" in type and then written below was:



"For