Ex AGAIN??
Baby eating dogs
Let's see how many situations I can get myself into, eh?
Your daughter is beautiful
Why am I always dreaming about having children lately???
Babies grow so fast...
Sneaky rendez-vous
Bleh
Sheesh, Elizabeth, this is GOOOD stuff, isn't it?
Scorpions haunt me
Vacation with felines
What dreams may come
The witch, the shop, and the superhero.
Morphine
Old Boyfriend
Voices misinterpreted
I am an oriental escapee!
My boyfriend appears, a cousin comes to visit, and I'm in the running for the Nobel Peace Prize?
Yet another sex dream
Sixth grade reunion!
Psychotic, nightmaric incestuous shit.
One little, two little, three little INDIANS!!
Kitten Paws
Jungle babies and bunny births

Reunions and murder
All Creatures Great and Gross
marrage
Ryan/Lauren
I Had This Dream Last Night...
Good thinking
Powdered
Makeshift Runway
Chasing Kelly
Comfortable Kisses
a sucker for human sized birds by the sea
Once black , Now White
Old School
PAINTS PICTURE IN DREAM, GHOST GUIDES HER BRUSH.
THE HYMN OF DONALD BAN
Book Riots
party dream!=D
marrage
where do i get this stuff from?
Tower Trap
Pseudo Revenge on the Ex
Baby stealing
THE SUBCONSCIOUS MEMORY
vivid as day sexual dreams
Walking on Water

Author: glistenen





I was pregnant, and going into labor. I sauntered into the laboratory/hospital. (It was actually mostly a laboratory)

Suddenly, I had my baby, and he was a jungle boy swinging off the walls of the laboratory in his loin cloth while screetching incoherent sounds.

As my baby was doing his acrobatics, I was walking with the doctor, and we were laughing and talking. "Babies," I said, while shaking my head.

We past a room where a rabbit was in labor.

There were several doctors trying to help the rabbit deliver, but it was having a really hard time of it.

I started to walk away seeing as my baby was now leaping from wall to wall and causing havoc, but the doctor bade me stay.

"Look," he said, and he held up the pregnant rabbit and squeezed it. As he tightened his grip, all the rabbit babies poured out of the her.

Apparantly, this was hilarious, and while the doctor was holding up the rabbit, we laughed or brains out.

The End.

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