I was walking down aisle 5 in my local department store, just getting the groceries, you know how it is. Then I realised that I was naked! This was some shit man! I was bare ass naked and I didn't even realise it untill just then. I was like OH NO I NEED CLOATHING BEFORE I BUY MY BAKED BEANS.
So then I beat up an old grandma and I ripped her cloathes off in the candy section, after I put them on. I stuffed her full of mike and ikes and roasted her on a george forman grill in the cooking section.
I was just about to eat the roasted old lady stuffed with mike and ikes when ALL OF A SUDDEN!!!!!!! I REMEMBERED THAT I LEFT THE GROCERY LIST IN THE DRIVERS SEAT OF MY CHEVROLET NOVA AND THAT ID BETTER GO GET IT BEFORE IT WAS FOUND BY THE COPS!!!!!
SO I ran there and on the way out I tripped on a thingy and shattered my teeth but that didnt matter cuz I was like fuck teeth yo, and then I decided to stop in the local tan salon and get a nice tan.
SO I got the tan and put my nice grandma cloaathing back on when ALL OF A SUDDEN I SHIT IN MY PANTS. ANd I was like WOOPS, but thats no big deal but what REALLY GOT me was when I tripped again and this time an EYE pooped out and