in a sandbox
emma the energetic sheep
asher is wearing a scarf
my aunt is a murderer
the auburn, my tranny lover, and the shortest distance between two points is a straight line
"i don't watch tv"
once a week
frog-stomping and chicken pox
on the green
my cat is gay
it's the end of the world as we know it (and i feel fine)
hitler wants to see me naked
Empire of the ants
The Market Full Of Suspicion...
Malcolm being nice
When I go to New York, I'll know not to spend my entire visit in an elevator.
"Trading Laundry Bins"
jen and the parade
James Bond, kimonos and tea.
on the green
my french class - which is suddenly a lot of kids who look like they're from about fourth to sixth grade aged - is taking a field trip.
we're going to something-on-the-green, which is just a quarter of my lawn, with a single decorated brick shoved in the grass.
mademoiselle bourcier sits down on the brick - she's wearing a poufy-ish skirt - and everyone sits down around her. it's vaguely sound of music -esque.
so this one rather unnatractive fifth grade girl with glasses and long dark hair says, "teach me how to kiss.
so mlle bourcier pulls her over gently and suddenly my twenty nine year old french teacher is making out with a little kid.
i wake up disgusted and go brush my teeth.
College In the Woods
Dave and Randomness
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