I was watching the TV broadcast of an NFL game, and the Rams were losing 35-0 to an unknown opponent. I soon realized that I was one of the players in this game, which took place in a schoolyard. As soon as the game got under way, the opposing team returned a kickoff for a touchdown. On the following play, I told myself that I would take less chances so that it would not happen again... but I had somehow forgotten that we were receiving the ball this time. Needless to say, I did not catch it when it was kicked in my direction. It rolled near me and I grabbed it, but my attempt at a lateral pass was pitiful. The ball once again came to me, and I kicked it to the left (I guess it was a rugby match by then)... right in the hands of an opposing player. After this long and humiliating stretch, I walked over to the sidelines and noticed that a female quarterback was being interviewed...
