Author: Artemis





I dreamt that I was late for a meeting with an insurance

agent at my house because I had to ride my bike to the store and get

cigarettes. When I returned the agent was waiting for me in the

driveway just as my friend, Millie, had warned me he would be if I

left.



He helped me fold my bicycle(?)and put it in the garage then we went

inside and I excused myself to go to the bathroom where I discovered a

large pimple on my right side parallel with my nipple.



It was irritating me so I squeezed it and out slid a spork package.

{You know like from KFC with the spork, paper nakkin and Moist Towelette™ in

a plastic wrapper}



I marveled at this for a moment and squeezed again. This time a sort

of lozenge emerged. roughly the size and shape of one of those

Powerbar items that mountain bikers eat only it was white and had a

consistency and texture like chapstick or stick deodorant.



I snapped it in half and laid it on the counter. Then I coaxed

another one of the lozenges from this odd blemish. There was

no pain though I could feel the tug on my flesh as I slid the items

out of my body.



At this point my friend, berating me for ignoring the insurance agent

waiting in the front room, threw open the bathroom door pinning me

against the counter as I, mortified, tried to stuff the items in the

wastebasket before she could see them.

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