The african-american lady from Ally McBeal (which the large hair/breasts) was at this party with me. We were in a pool with all these really hot guys. She kept going under the water and giving them blow jobs but they weren't enjoying it. Then the next day in the paper there was a picture of her doing that. It was on the web also, but no picture just a story.
Then there was this really hot guy giving me a massage in a salon... and I turned around to look at him and I saw that he had no legs.
