A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A HEAD OF LETTUCE AND A BLOCK OF CHEDDER
Author: Anonyma
I fell asleep in the car on the way home and had two strange dreams. . . The first was that I was watching a conversation between a head of lettuce and a block of chedder, they were talking about Earl the fisherman and how well he consolidated the beaver pack. . .
The second dream was that I was in a building, it was either a nursing home or a funeral parlor, I couldn't tell which because there were old people and dead people scattered about everywhere. . . I kept smelling bacon, and I was all over hunting the source, I found that there were rubber mallots on tables in most every room and that they were the source of the smell. . .
Neither of those dreams made sense.
But I thought that they were slightly amusing just the same.
