I lived in an old appartment with 5 floors in China. My room was on the fifth floor. I was running from something to the ground floor. When I ran down every floor was dark and gloomy. All my neighbors had their doors closed except for one who lived on the third floor. She looks fatter, shorter, and just generally distorted. She laughed at me in a weird way and turned into a giant lobster. The lobster started bubbling at its mouth and washing itself at the sink. It washed itself carefully, almost like a chef preparing it for some very fancy dish. I woke up.
