Not-so-alien adventures

at the auto show
Naked Convelescent Home
Flying Lucidity
Speed Racer is Dead.
Nate/Camp
China
MARK TWAIN'S STORY
THE SLAYING OF SERGEANT DAVIES
Other People's Gardens
The Amusement Park
Sleeping with Aaron
The Library, the Book, and the Demoness
Outside under a Blanket
Charmed and Lost Souls
Repetetive Nightmare
Hospitalized cousin and a game of gin
Apologetic Michelle And The Female Boarders
i don't like people who try to kill me
Bon Jovi
Mr. Tumnus & the Necklace of Tongues
Crash
gray matter
close to home
a hole in my side
Ex AGAIN??

Author: enidjane





I was with Meg and Jennifer. We were inside a building whose outside looked like the junior high school, but the inside was a house with two main sections: a cafeteria and a place where a crazy older man lived. The cafeteria was a food court with a few different places, and it was somehow Haircut Day, where each place gave haircuts all day instead of serving food. I guess we were there to get haircuts, but we did more watching of this guy having multiple appointments at the "fancier" restaurant and hanging out with the employees of "our" restaurant than anything. The employees were grateful that it was Haircut Day, because other than that they hardly got any business.



The crazy older man was telling us there was an alien invasion going on outside - their aircraft was hovering over the building. As we went to leave, it got dark outside and the aircraft, looking like old-fashioned airplanes but faster and colored neon green, swooped down low. Meg stayed flattened against the building, but Jennifer and I got chased into a field. A huge blank, and suddenly we're standing by a car with the crazy old man, telling him what happened. We must've caught the alien, because he was all excited to see what we found out about him, but it wasn't an alien at all... it was