Lately I've been having the most bizarre dreams, but the one, which woke me yesterday morning, takes the cake.
Kris and I were hanging out with some people that he went to high school with. (Mind you in real life, I've met only a few of the people with whom he went to high school).
At any rate, we were in the parking lot of the Movie Gallery (a video rental store) in my hometown. We were sitting in a white Jeep (one of the older ones - not a Jeep cherokee - not the wagoneer type - not the wrangler type either). There were these girls who were tiny. They were stick thin and tall. They were rather ditzy. They were wearing hot pink bikini tops and blue jean shorts.
The next thing I remember was being in K-mart. I left Kris at the front of the store. He wanted to look at electronics, but I wanted to find some cute clothes. After about an hour, I tried to find him, but he was no where to be found. A few minutes later, I heard him call out my name. I walked up to him. I paid for my purchases. We left the store.
We went to a house where a friend of his lived. (In real life this friend had knee surgery during spring semester). At any rate, Kris gave me a brown paper bag when we were standing in his friend's room. He told me not to look in it but to pull out what was inside. I reached in and pulled out a blue vibrator. Needless to say I was extremely embarassed. I almost started crying. (I get really embarassed in real life really easily. Kris knows this, so I know that he would never try to embarass even remotely this badly.)
I was not very happy to say the least. I remember crying the whole way home and asking Kris why he had given me a vibrator and why he gave it to me in front of his friend. He felt bad for making me cry. I tried to stop and finally did as we pulled into the K-mart parking lot. Kris wanted to show me something. We walked into K-mart, and in the exact spot where I had been standing looking at swim suits earlier in the day was a wall of vibrators. Apparantly K-mart had gotten into the sex toy industry, vibrators had become all the rage, and I was just behind the times...