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chris dream, number 39019

Author: vendetta





A middle-aged lady and I were in my backyard, talking; I was swinging on an old creaky swingset my family used to have. She said, "When I was a little girl we had to freeze my dog's tongue in a pail of water so he didn't get sunstroke."



To one-up her, I lied that I once knew a dog who would take a nap frozen in a block of ice.



She laughed and said, "Bolí me v krku." This means "I have a sore throat."

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