Food and flying
Fireworks and family pets
Avoiding various enemies.

Not Quite as Fun as a Blue Light Special
hitler wants to see me naked
falling overboard and kissing in shop class
A Wishful Dance
at a club w/ friends
kiss
shh im meant to be a woman!
WuT A DaY :(
School Days
long day
PETER'S GHOST
Burning
THE BENEDICTINE'S VOICES
ashleys crackers
Cheerleader wars
WRITES DEATH POEM ON FATAL PLANE FLIGHT.
San Francisco
princess in the woods
Kitten Paws
My Tree
The Flying Train
Bono, New Jobs, and Lots of Cocaine
SIR GEORGE VILLIERS' GHOST.
a small collection
So close...

Author: greendestiny





I’m in a restaurant I had just finished my meal and was waiting for the waiter to bring me the bill but he was busy with another customer (a fat man in a grey suit) who was haggling over the price of every dish he had eaten. Just as they had finally agreed on a price for the drinks (the last item on the bill) the man decides to go back and try to re-negotiate the price of the first item. By this time I’m getting quite fed up so I call the waiter over and pay the full price of the fat man’s meal with his own credit card (I’m not sure how I got it) this greatly annoys fat man but the waiter and I just ignore him.



I’m at the airport leaving on a business trip; it can’t be too far away because the jet I get on is very small (seats about twenty passengers). I don’t remember anything about the flight it self but as we arrive over our destination the pilot decides to let the stewardess (his girlfriend I think) land the plane. She has obviously had a few lessons but has not covered landing yet. Her first attempt is quite poor and she has to do a very steep climb to avoid hitting the ground but after a few more tries she or the pilot (I’m not sure who because my eyes are close at this point) finally manages to land the plane. The pilot tells us not to unfasten our seat belts and to say in our seats until the aircraft has reached the terminal but as he forgot to tell us to fasten our seat belts in the first place we all ignore him and start collecting our luggage. At the terminal I go into a shop and buy a toy truck that seems to be being driven by a gorilla (a stuffed toy not a real gorilla). The shop assistant says something that I don’t quite hear and I ask her to repeat it but she says it does not matter (I have a vague feeling that I should know her) I say that the truck is for my niece (but it’s really for me) and then I decide that as I don’t really need to attend the meeting/seminar I’ll just fly straight home again.

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