I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed that I took a cruise to South Africa. This seemed fine at first, until I saw this guy. I don't know who it was, but he was in these boxers that had kisses on them. Well we were in the desert looking for pirare dogs. Well I started to float, then I started to swim around. Then when I was done with my swim, the guy in the boxers waves at me from across the road, he yells to come over. So like the loser I am, I run over.
Inside, I realize that it is a restaurant. Then I see the boxers guy again, but he as run down stairs. When I get down there, I ask an older woman if she has seen him. She says in an Afrikaner accent, "Yes, he just ran by. You must be a special girl, he only runs from the ones that he loves." So the sucker I am, I sit there while she goes to look for him. About ten minutes later after looking at many people and hearing many very weird converstations, this girl comes up to me. She says in a British accent," Katie, it's Emily, remember me from your cruise to Japan."
By this time, I am kind of pissed, so I sort of blow her off. Then the guy comes up the stairs. He starts to talk to Emily and I. He says in a heavy Afrikaner accent," Hello, I am Jimmy. Do you ladies want to get something to eat?"
I agreed, since I was pissed and hungry. We sat down at one of the tables, and order what we wanted. Then my mother sits down with us, and we continue to talk about where we came from and things like that. Then this other lady that I have never seen before sits down with us. She says in a Brooklyn accent," You guys on the Queen Elizabeth II? I hear that it is on big thing of lead. Not very good for you, that lead paint is. I wouldn't be suprised you all get loung cancer." Then she walked away.
After the meal, Jimmy walked Emily and I back to the boat (it was a three hour walk) He held my hand the whole way. Then when we got to our boat, he held me, and told me that he would pick me up the next day at nine in the morning. Then he leaned into kiss me. Right when his lips were about to touch mine, my mom woke me up.
That was one of the weirdest, but best dreams I ever had. I was trying to look it up in my dream dictonary, but it got confusing, so if someone out there knows how to interperate dreams, please do and tell me.
