driving
boyfriends

DREAMS AND GHOSTS VIII
school teacher; high school drill team reunion; exhibitionism
blast from the past
Faeries
untitled
The Unmasked Ex
Sea Cruise
Death?
a girl i never knew (pt 1)
feels like another one
who's the boss?
Weird School Dream
The early one in the garden
Nukes
HANDS ALL ROUND
Chinese Food and Video Games Do What???
boyfriends
Justin, Mexican food, and me
IV. IN A FAR-OFF WORLD.
shooting tooth-picks
Slimy Fish, Blood, Bad Poetry, and Other Things of Annoyance
pregnancy
I hate my job.
Screw you Linley
not last night

Author: stilettolaura





I was in a car parking lot on a secret mission for the CIA (I had just watched Alias before I went to bed, I'm strange). I was driving aorund in my car shitting myself because I don't know how to drive, and I was supposed to be watching out for Red Squirrel or similar dropping off a package. Well, somehow I lost the car and botched the mission and was left penniless and alone in the carpark. I completely lost it and I think I started crying.



But then the phone rang! I picked it up, and I was told to "run, run fast bitch" or similar. Anyway, I spent about 1/2 hr running around car park in James Bond style manner except I was crying LIKE A BABY and this red balloon was chasing me. I couldn't escape, and just as I was about to get mangled I woke up.



And they say I'm neurotic. I give new meaning to the word neurotic.

Squirrel

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