So I decide to launch the pie crust revolution. This entales me going door to door, distributing my own pie crust recipe and preaching to people about the evils of bread. "Stop using bread!" I shout. "Pie crust can meet all your pastry needs! You can make pie crust sandwiches! Pie crust pizza! Pie crust pies! You don't need to buy separate kinds of bread for all those things!" I go home and start making donuts because "Donuts," I think, "Donuts, are the ONE baked good that no one can be expected to do without and pie crust donuts just ain't gonna cut it."
Part II: My Genius Baby Brother
I have a baby brother. He's a genius. (I'm asian). He is floating somewhere above the kitchen counter giving me advice. He's white. Actually he's a piece of toast with a baby's face on it. but he's still my genius baby brother.
