bakery land
slushy
three brothers
yummy boy dream
tooth
vomit and mirrors
severed hand
Underwater

shower power
fishy
mystical visit
shirts
i can't... breathe...
Trapeze Oddity
shooting tooth-picks
Black
twice by you
carriage roads of NY
College In the Woods
Weird School Dream
THE LOST SECURITIES
Bones, Bones, Bones!
Screaming in Silence
Chapter II.
Double Dreams
DREAMS AND GHOSTS X
Don't Fear the Baker
Thank God it Wasn't Another Pool Party!
Yet another sex dream
more impossibleness.
Online Friend Dream
Marshmallow Snow
How I Met the Pope

Author: ghost





Part I: The pie crust revolution

So I decide to launch the pie crust revolution. This entales me going door to door, distributing my own pie crust recipe and preaching to people about the evils of bread. "Stop using bread!" I shout. "Pie crust can meet all your pastry needs! You can make pie crust sandwiches! Pie crust pizza! Pie crust pies! You don't need to buy separate kinds of bread for all those things!" I go home and start making donuts because "Donuts," I think, "Donuts, are the ONE baked good that no one can be expected to do without and pie crust donuts just ain't gonna cut it."

Part II: My Genius Baby Brother

I have a baby brother. He's a genius. (I'm asian). He is floating somewhere above the kitchen counter giving me advice. He's white. Actually he's a piece of toast with a baby's face on it. but he's still my genius baby brother.