being a baby elephant
Compo, my sister and a truncheon
kitchen fires and expanding chests
talking to Sigmund
a boy in a bathtub

IX. THE ARTIST'S SECRET.
Tom's Child
burglary
Hanging with Antonio
Fight
Shoe Shopping
The Drunken Escapade
The break-up
a moody dream. stuck in a ring.
rizzo grandma flies
Little Children Hallucinations
PETER'S GHOST
Abuse
Me and John Cuzack or maybe it's Jason Lee....
French Class
Outside under a Blanket
Straggle through Europe
My own attack!
Sanctuary in sore gums
Uncomfortableness Part 1
Let's see how many situations I can get myself into, eh?
emma the energetic sheep
slushy
how did you get here ? i ran
Unsent Letter

Author: rowan122





Firstly, I was sat in a kind of park thing with Danny, Mark & Ryan (ex boyfriends) and for some reason (I don't know why) I had to pick one of them. Eventually, after talking to them all a little bit, I chose Ryan. We were kissing & hugging & realised we didn't want to get back together. And then, we were in this shop (like a hardware/gardening shop) and we had to go down this tunnel inside & shoot loads of things. There was a glass floor with sharks underneath it & we had to shoot them. And then some Teletubbies came towards us & we had to shoot them...




Then it's all blank & I can't remember what happened, but all of a sudden I was back in the shop but with my sister Beth instead of Ryan (and no, I have no idea where he went.) There was this bathtub inside the shop - an old one with legs - and there were loads of little kids running about. Beth and I decided it would be a really cool idea if we got this little lad to sit in the bathtub & cover him up with straw & old newspapers & stuff and pretend to everyone that he was a new and exotic animal asleep in there. So he did and loads of people came by and we were saying he was a very unusual creature. We kept getting pissed off because his trainers were sticking out from underneath the straw, so we had to pretend that it was an exotic animal who wore trainers, which actually impressed everyone even more.

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